Do not plan a trip in a Beetle. Period. I don't care how many people you can shove into one of those things. We've made it to our destination. At last, a cozy bed. Good night to all and to all a good nights rest. Ahhh.
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Tuesday, February 8, 2011
BLIZZARD?!
We start trekking in the yellow beetle towards the open road, only to find ourselves trapped in the midst of an hellacious blizzard. Our windshield wipers freeze to a hardened slap of rubber that screeches against the glass. Unfortunately, we run out of windshield wiper fluid. The window is completely covered in muck and oil from the spit up of the semi tires. We've been driving for several hours and we're about to strangle one another every minute we nearly fall asleep from tensely grasping the handle of dash to keep myself from throwing up. My advice to you reading this...
Sunday, February 6, 2011
Road Trippin!!!!
God I wish I had acid for this one! 5 hours of mindless driving and pot smokin in the yellow beetle. To where?! PARADISE!!! I'm all packed...I have my undies, socks, pants, shorts, tanks, face wash, toothbrush, and all my other shit.
So Superbowl was tonight. Steelers lost to the Packers. I was cheering the Steelers on until they got lube-hand virus during the middle of the game. What the fuck Emmanuel Sanders?!
Its nearly Valentines-painted my nails all sorts of red, pinks, rose, pastels, for the season! I suggest you do it as well ;) Happy Lovin!
So Superbowl was tonight. Steelers lost to the Packers. I was cheering the Steelers on until they got lube-hand virus during the middle of the game. What the fuck Emmanuel Sanders?!
Its nearly Valentines-painted my nails all sorts of red, pinks, rose, pastels, for the season! I suggest you do it as well ;) Happy Lovin!
Friday, February 4, 2011
WHAT SHOULD I DO ?!?!?!?!?!??!
DID YOUR BEAVER JUST WINK AT ME!?!??!?!?!?!?!?
Thursday, February 3, 2011
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