Do not plan a trip in a Beetle. Period. I don't care how many people you can shove into one of those things. We've made it to our destination. At last, a cozy bed. Good night to all and to all a good nights rest. Ahhh.
Tuesday, February 8, 2011
BLIZZARD?!
We start trekking in the yellow beetle towards the open road, only to find ourselves trapped in the midst of an hellacious blizzard. Our windshield wipers freeze to a hardened slap of rubber that screeches against the glass. Unfortunately, we run out of windshield wiper fluid. The window is completely covered in muck and oil from the spit up of the semi tires. We've been driving for several hours and we're about to strangle one another every minute we nearly fall asleep from tensely grasping the handle of dash to keep myself from throwing up. My advice to you reading this...
Sunday, February 6, 2011
Road Trippin!!!!
God I wish I had acid for this one! 5 hours of mindless driving and pot smokin in the yellow beetle. To where?! PARADISE!!! I'm all packed...I have my undies, socks, pants, shorts, tanks, face wash, toothbrush, and all my other shit.
So Superbowl was tonight. Steelers lost to the Packers. I was cheering the Steelers on until they got lube-hand virus during the middle of the game. What the fuck Emmanuel Sanders?!
Its nearly Valentines-painted my nails all sorts of red, pinks, rose, pastels, for the season! I suggest you do it as well ;) Happy Lovin!
So Superbowl was tonight. Steelers lost to the Packers. I was cheering the Steelers on until they got lube-hand virus during the middle of the game. What the fuck Emmanuel Sanders?!
Its nearly Valentines-painted my nails all sorts of red, pinks, rose, pastels, for the season! I suggest you do it as well ;) Happy Lovin!
Friday, February 4, 2011
Thursday, February 3, 2011
Saturday, January 29, 2011
"Sao Paulo, Brazil" A Crime Infested City?
Sao Paulo Plastic surgeon LICENSED actually cuts ears off for kidnappers collecting evidence for ransom...Yes, a very savage procedure! I can't believe this guy!
I really wanted to go to Brazil for Photography. Seeing the extremely poor and extremely rich occupying the same space. There is a huge epidemic of crime in Sao Paulo. 1 child every single day get's kidnapped. Bulletproofing cars is the new big thing now...apparently it is a known necessity there and going without would be just ludicrous to hear of. People will literally stand next to your window at nearly every stop light with the chance of obtaining a gun. Definitely with a plan to use it on you.
MY ADVICE
Don't plan on going to visit Brazil with your family or children.
I really wanted to go to Brazil for Photography. Seeing the extremely poor and extremely rich occupying the same space. There is a huge epidemic of crime in Sao Paulo. 1 child every single day get's kidnapped. Bulletproofing cars is the new big thing now...apparently it is a known necessity there and going without would be just ludicrous to hear of. People will literally stand next to your window at nearly every stop light with the chance of obtaining a gun. Definitely with a plan to use it on you.
MY ADVICE
Don't plan on going to visit Brazil with your family or children.
Tuesday, January 25, 2011
I FREAKIN LOVE THE JERSEY SHORE
I've been watching the episodes online and I can't believe I didn't know what kind of "situation" I was getting myself into...
This show couldn't be more fantastic. Fighting, Drinking, Smooshing, Fist Pumps, and Sulking. This is a perfect mixture of television for my high ass.
Peace xo
BLOW OUTS
GORILLASDRUNK GUIDO'S
& A SNOOKI MONSTER!?This show couldn't be more fantastic. Fighting, Drinking, Smooshing, Fist Pumps, and Sulking. This is a perfect mixture of television for my high ass.
Peace xo
FINITO TO THE HOT DOG!!!
I just indulged myself highly in an enormous beefy hot doggy dog from good ole' American 7-Eleven.
I want to throw up. Actually kind of did just a little. Then I lost my appetite soon there after and have decided for future advantages when it comes to very uninviting situations...I will be much more prepared in what I throw into my stomach.
Yes. I am never eating a hot-doggy-dog again. Not from the stores. Not from 7-Eleven. FINITO TO THE DOG!!!
Although, I did happen to make a French-Vanilla Mocha Brazilian Bold Coffee from there. I am very satisfied and fat over it all. I love this life.
Cody is to my left and we are having a blasted jolly good time in the editing room. The weather outside is balls below freezing, just perfect for an illegal drive with unregistered cars to pick up a nasty hot doggy dog and a really kick-ass cup a Joe with the other half.
Tootles xo
Sunday, January 23, 2011
Saturday, January 22, 2011
Friday, January 21, 2011
French Man Dunks It in LA Street Art
"Life is beautiful"
"Max-Spray"
"David Bowie"
"TV Robot"
"Love is the Answer"
Mr. Brain Wash "Himself"
The man. He literally made art history for young adults of our 2010 generation everywhere.
By re-creating art with his own steez to it. I dig it. Keep it butters dude!
GO LAKERS !!!
Thursday, January 20, 2011
Hi, its early.
Today is so cold and so yucky.
I wanna stay in and just sucky.
On Mary Jane reading Mark Twain.
Sleeeeeep Walkin...Cause I'm sleeeeeep walkin.
Sorta sleep talkin.
Blogging is so not that fun.
When you aren't doing it with someone.
Cause your just Sleeeep Talking, and Sleeeep Walking.
I wanna move to Cali.
Or AZ and grow weed for more than a week.
We'd watch kittys and make love under trees
It'd be the bees knees
Oh yes sex under trees
ya ya
sex under trees
ya ya ya ya
oh sex under TREES when your weak in the knees!
Ohhhhhh cause your sleeeeepin
and you're not sure what your sayinnn.
The End.
I wanna stay in and just sucky.
On Mary Jane reading Mark Twain.
Sleeeeeep Walkin...Cause I'm sleeeeeep walkin.
Sorta sleep talkin.
Blogging is so not that fun.
When you aren't doing it with someone.
Cause your just Sleeeep Talking, and Sleeeep Walking.
I wanna move to Cali.
Or AZ and grow weed for more than a week.
We'd watch kittys and make love under trees
It'd be the bees knees
Oh yes sex under trees
ya ya
sex under trees
ya ya ya ya
oh sex under TREES when your weak in the knees!
Ohhhhhh cause your sleeeeepin
and you're not sure what your sayinnn.
The End.
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